Heidi Montag on the Cheap

Usually, the sight of a bikini-clad sexy blonde writhing around in the wet sand is hot. Somehow, Heidi Montag makes it ... hilarious.


Heidi and her unlovable boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, filmed her new music video last week -- with Spencer as sole cameraman to save money -- and it was appropriately cheesy! Our favorite is the boom box. Nice touch Spence.

Montag did some of her signature spastic Mariah Carey-wannabe hand movements -- while dancing around on a jetty -- a lone fisherman completely ignoring them as they filmed. You'll have to wait your turn to be oblivious.



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31. He is the cheapest bastard I've ever seen. My husband is a soldier deployed to Iraq. He makes less than 45K a year but he'd still shell out some money if I was trying to make a dream a reality.....meaning he'd actually let me hire professionals. Spencer is a joke and Heidi is sooooo busted...a few car accidents away from being Britney.

Posted at 3:41PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by N

32. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Are you kidding me!?

And ewwwwww to #22. I wouldnt f* that kid if my life depended on it.

Shes a horse, he's a caveman. Let us all pray to God they do not reproduce.

Posted at 3:40PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by MKE

33. 111

Posted at 3:39PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by slow day at TMz go take some pics of the fire

34. And you had the nerve to talk about MY sex tape? At least it was made by a pro!

Posted at 3:42PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by Lauren C.

35. Classic! I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO embarrassed for those 2 douche bags! What losers, hopefully she took of the fake, engagement ring, it might have flown off while she was doing her jazz hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:43PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by JR

36. I can't figure out what it is; but Heidi just isn't sexy in a sexual way. She just looks like a tall thin girl who poses awkwardly. None of the girls from the The Hills is Hollywood material. TV maybe.

And the DIY music video is hilarious! What comes next? The sex tape?

Posted at 5:07PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by Rocky

37. Next Spencer will be asking TMZ for a copy of their video footage to use for Heidi's music video!!!!

Go figure. Cheap ass!

http://www.fenicle.com
"It's French for Nicole"

Posted at 4:10PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by FENICLE

38. Is this for real? She is seriously not going to be showing a homemade video is she? Why does she do this? The girl is seriously clueless. Her dumba** boyfriend must have talked her into it. She can't be that stupid on her own...... can she? Well seeing as how she's dating one of the ugliest, shadiest, and just plain sleezy men ever to walk the earth I guess it really shouldn't be a shock. God I wish these two would fall off the face of the earth. One good thing about it if they stay together then they won't be inflicting themselves on other hapless single people!

Posted at 3:43PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by So Sad

39. 111....I just threw up my mouth a little bit.....YUCK!!!!!

Posted at 3:45PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by Angel82

40. She looks ridiculous. When she's walking, and "singing" she keeps "subtly" looking down repeatedly to make sure she doesn't fall. Then when she's on her knees, she keeps repeating the same overly-exaggerated rocking movements. Even I could do a better job making crappy dance moves up on the fly instead of rocking back and forth into a squat on all fours over and over again. And I can't WAIT to see what kind of craptastic camera job Spencer (the douche bag of all trades, master of NONE) pulled out of his balloon knot for this one! So let me make sure I’ve got this straight (this part is sarcasm): he pretends to spend $100k on her engagement ring (even though it was really only $3k), but he can’t even hire a REAL camera operator or even a choreographer to teach Heidi that everything she is doing looks terrible?!?! HA!! Say it with me now: YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by Heather

41. Do you think she knows how stupid and slutty she looks? If Spencer were a real man and cared about her, he would tell her!! Please stop......

Posted at 4:07PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by Lisa L.

42. Wow...gag me with a spoon. Girlfriend does NOT have it goin' on!!

Posted at 11:26AM on Oct 25th 2007 by chizzle

43. These 2 losers will do anything to get in the media, enough with all these reality/bad cactors trying to get their 15 minutes, you're wasting our timeI'm so sick of all these sk@nks and their stupid useless boyfriends, it's revolting that these creatures have fans!

Posted at 3:47PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by kplus

44. Hey #22 are you a guy or a girl???????? Because you don't say. So could you let us know please?

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by Spirit fingers

45. it looked like the fisherman on the rocks was really trying to pretend there wasn't a half naked girl undulating next to him!

Posted at 3:48PM on Oct 22nd 2007 by the paps groupie

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